Ewing Loses his other Number One seed when Zevon bows to Escovedo

"Life Will Kill Ya", -(Tony Signore, commenting on Zevon's demise).

"No, not Warren Zevon.....please"-(Mark Ewing, talking to the television).

Ewing Butlered By Signore!




Escovedo coach Tony Signore summed things up succintly: "Mmmph..*gulp*...Fried!...Life will kill ya." After Escovedo totally dominated the Number-One ranked Warren Zevon, Ewing's half-time speech, which invoked images of Little-Rascal Alfalfa saying: "Hey, let's put on a show," put on an incredible come-back. Both teams seemed to favor a run and gun offense, opting for the low-percentage 3-pointer over the more sensible inside play. It was almost like watching video of CIA Predator Drones striking unintended targets. With bodies flying and falling all over, and fans crying for "More Blood!", WWE Emperor Vince McMahon was seen talking with MSW Emperor Ewing. This fueled rumors that the entire tournament "Has GOT to be real!" And in this thrilling game, both teams were winners - except that Emperor Ewing was, as Darth Vader said: "the lesser of two winners." Ewing was visibly shaken at the loss of his only surviving Number-One seed in MSW 2k10. "It was that damned drunked cowboy in the stands. I saw him talking with (Tony) Signore. They were stealing our signs. Plus, the damned twin-suns (of Tatooine) were in our eyes. We ran out of gas. The rats are in the corn. The cow's out of the woodshed.". The rambling continued for several hours, until a local veterinarian could be called. After shooting Ewing with "a mild tranquilizer", the limp form was ceremoniously carried out of the arena by Escovedo, on Signore's orders. In unrelated news, several people who'd witnessed the dismantling of the Zevon claimed they heard a ghostly cry of "No...Not Lake of the Clouds!!!!!!!!!!!!".

Lalonde, lifting an Idaho Cut Fry......

Manly Truckers Bitch-Slap Pansy Rocks



As Drive-By Truckers rolled past rookie coach Sandy Ewing's Kid Rock, Ewing could be heard telling her players to "Knock them on their punk ass! Stick 'em! Remember, if you're going to foul them...make it worth it." So, the Truckers appeared to constantly be jacked up by the Rock squad. "I've never seen anything like it since the Hannah Montana concert." Tony Signore told the three male cheerleaders following the game. "Ok...so who's up for some chat roulette...wha?...DAMNED THOSE MICROPHONES!" Emperor Ewing could be heard telling those same cheerleaders after Signore's appearance. Signore later added "If she wants to play with the boys, she's gonna have to learn how to cry like the boys...uh, I mean...uh...Boy, these fries are REALLY hot, aren't they?" Emperor Mark Ewing was said to be flying to Salt Lake City immediately "in order to pick up a few more wives", while Signore was flying to Germany "in order to pick up a few more choir boys."

Yes, Tony Signore is a man of the people, but he is also a man.......