'Night of Broken Glass' knocks 1-rated Devo out of Star Wars, Leads to possible rule change...

Hank Williams.  Hey Hank, nice uniform you frickin' drunken redneck. 


Hank Williams beat Devo.  Game over.  Known as 'The Night of Broken Glass",  a very drunk Hank Williams came in and beat Devo, the highest ranked team in this year's Star Wars. 

(pictured above:  Kids watch as Hank William's home burns to the ground)

 Police first blamed Devo fans for starting the deadly blaze, but later found out that a drunken Hank Williams fell asleep(Porky Pig style)  on the floor while waiting for a Swanson's Chicken Pot Pie to cook in his oven.  Hank Williams attempted to put the flame out with his own urine, but somehow the alcohol content in the urine actually fed the flames.

Star Wars Grand Wizard Mark Ewing was not amused.  "First of all, I hate the Hank Williams.  He is a drunken idiot.  A complete moron.  I can't believe Devo is eliminated! I could cry. Tony Signore has asked for a rule change to be put in where one can ban up to two groups of your opponent's lists.  I think this rule is gonna go in starting next year.  We need to keep the vermin like F**** Hank F**** Williams out of Star Wars, the blind too....."


"Those aren't baseball fans...." Al Kaline


"F****** Kids", Bill Freehan as heard by Mark Ewing