As new coach Ed Kruska prepares his Sunshine Band for their next game, the question on everyone's lips is: "You gonna eat those garbonzo beans?" After a first-round victory, Center K.C. maintained that "I have NO idea what we're doing, and that's the way...uh huh, uh huh, I like it...uh huh, uh huh." Meanwhile, Kruska has busily been preparing to celebrate his first tournament win, with a special ladies' night extravaganza.
"I promise...Superhero capes for all!" proclaimed Kruska to a vast empty shuttle-bay. "Bright red is the color of victory...the color of blood, the color of stop-signs." At this point, several of the Death Star's newly formed Psi-Squad (which Emperor Ewing says is short for Press-Squad-Information, but many believe stands for Psychiactric) climbed onto the podium and politely helped Kruska into a brand new jacket. The press noted how they may need to 'bring those sleeves in a bit.'
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