Ewing takes on Him (and She)..."Rock Rulz"




New coach Sandy Ewing refuses to believe the words of Emperor Mark Ewing: "Women don't know nuthin' 'bout nuthin'...'specially hoops."



"What would HE know about it. The damned testosterone level in the Death Star is maddening. They need to 'Nut up or Shut up'." Sandy Ewing told a couple of kids standing need the press podium. "Something needs to be done...maybe bring in a Mike Riley, he could probably use a job." said Sandy.



Fools coach LaLonde refused to reply to that comment, due to a raging fit of laughter. "Gad, this wouldn't be a male-dominated sport if men weren't in it...doesn't that dame know anythin'?"



Coach Tony Signore also took the fifth...this time selecting the fine bar-vodka stocked in the nearby R2-D2 units. Signore had nothing to say, since he'd just broken the Guinness (sp?) world record for most french fries sticking out of his facial orifices (including the chin-cleft).



New coach Ed Kruska also declined an interview, stating: "Man...she'd KILL me."