Grand Wizard of Star Wars 2010 Mark Ewing has announced the possible banning of The Blind Boys of Alabama from participating in the exciting tournament in 2010. "We feel they never should have been in Star Wars in the first place," said Ewing. "They are blind, fat, old and just not good very basketball players. They had a few songs that amused Tony Signore, but I don't think he really spends a lot of time hearing them. If he does listen to them, then he wastes a lot of time with his time wasting."In other Star Wars news, Mark Ewing has announced he has seen the acid death heavy hot metal rock band THE FOREIGNER making strong waves to be voted very high up in the seedings, just so they can upset a bunch of 'stupid Signore teams'. Foreigner went very far in 2009, getting a big upset in and almost making the sweet 16. Stay tuned for much controversy and ill-feelings.
This is to notify you that The Blind Boys of Alabama will pursue numerous legal actions henceforth, including, but not limited to, legal injunctions, anti-trust laws, copy-wright laws, and discrimination writs. We are asking the Federal courts to put a temporary hold on all assets of the Grand Wizard. We will also be asking that the Grand Wizard must change the title to something less offensive. Johnny Cochran
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