Tuesday, April 6, 2010

2010 Star Wars Champion: NORA JONES!!

 Aside from an frenchfry-fueled incident by Coach Tony Signore, everything went right for Nora Jones.  Why just today, a dejected Mark Ewing ordered up the Nora Jones CD which will be giving to Tony Signore, (at Ewing's expense) who is currently basking in the Florida sun until "the coast is clear for my return", clucked an excited Signore.  More to come later.   Nora Jones, OWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Third World!

"Im a Golden God!", said Tony Signore.

Tony Signore showed up at Death Star HQ dressed as a Nazi or something.  Singore set down with his TALL glass of pilsner.  As he handed off the Lord Vadar Trophy to Nora Jones, Dick Vitale asked Signore what the key to winning Star Wars was.  This is was Tony said: 


 
Thank you , The Star Wars Committee...ah, I'll be back next year......

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